Yes, I have one – that little creature with the tiny buttons that blinks, vibrates and sings any top 40 tune you can afford to download. The Blackberry. I admit, I’m addicted. And I can type pretty darn well with just my thumbs. It’s very close to a complete no-no for a true half fuller, because one needs SOME time to actually communicate directly with humans! But I can’t help it.
In any case, with this pending lawsuit out there there are a lot of nervous folks out there wondering about Blackberry withdrawal. To soothe our nerves I present this comical nuggest, courtesy of “The Onion”. Be careful using the flare guns!